Misc.
I have a few things on this page but take a look anyway.
One of the best animated pics there is.
The Truth About Yoda
Before the Star Wars Movies Yoda had the job that Santa Claus has
now.
The pic above has proof that it's true. Rodolf can't and never
could fly.
The truth is Yoda used the force to lift Rodolf and to carry them
along.
But then Yoda had gotten to weak with the force to do his job.
So then he taught Saint Nick (Santa Claus) the force.
Now since Santa is a lot younger he was stronger with the force
and had more will power too.
So the job was easier for Santa than it was for Yoda.
Rodolf and the other raindeers died of age. But no one knows that.
Now Santa lifts the dead raindeers and goes around the would to
deliver presents.
Santa lives with Yoda but was not there during the movie because
it was Christmas time.
He didn't even stop by because Luke had been a "bad boy" that year.
And here concludes the story